I’m sorry. I know I haven’t been keeping up my blog. But I’ve had a lot on my plate.
I think you, dear reader, would like to hear about it. So I’ll tell you.
First, the biggest news: Lucinda and Luke are no longer married. She decided she’d had enough of him cheating on her, and so she filed for a divorce. She has the kids in her custody, and I think Luke isn’t doing very well. I’ve heard rumors he’s out of his job and living in a seedy housing development in upstate New York.
Not that I feel for him, of course. This divorce has led Lucinda and me back to each other, and I couldn’t be more grateful. We hang out almost every day now, and I’ve finally told my old tea-drinkers good riddance. I feel awful for ever implying that I hated her and I even though hard about deleting this blog, but my feelings back then are part of the story.
Second, the bad news: My darling Archie died last year. Sugar and he were really close and I believe the little dog is still mourning. Patch is a little better behaved, but I still feel a large hole where my sweet Arch once was. I’m thinking of maybe getting another dog. I know. Once a dog lady, always a dog lady.
This is Lollipop, signing off!